Honey I Shrunk The House!

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I recently came across a two bedroom condo that was listed as 1440sqft when sold in 2004, 1385 when sold in 2005, 1315 when sold in 2007 and the tax records tell me it is 1231 sqft. Hurry. Sell before it is a one bedroom. Better call in the “not funny” Rick Moranis to blow it up again. Where else am I going to put my giant bowl of Cheerios, eh?

Gozer the Traveller, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini he came as a large and moving Torg . Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Mekretex supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you.

Who ya gonna call?…Now the poor owners are in a quandary…. Probably feeling like a Shub without a nuclear accelerator strapped to their backs. Two words. Due Diligence. Make sure your agent does it.

Hoboken Condos 2008
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